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Japanese masturbatory aid and insect repellent companies collab on a new product (soranews24.com)

submitted 5 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Oh no, I needed this specific formula of insect repellent but the store only has them in stock with the toy as a package deal. Guess I'll just have to buy them both.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago

We BELIEVE you!

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

now that you have the toy you totally not wanted, it would be wasteful not to use it!