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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (infosec.pub)

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[–] sznowicki@lemmy.world 66 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 34 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 16 points 3 hours ago

A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago

Lol, awesome.

Annoyingly I noticed that the status page only shows the past 22 minutes to 1 hour for the primary services. I have no idea why, and there doesn't seem to be a way to look further back. But the badge says 99.45% uptime over the last 14 days, so that's probably right.