Meanwhile, over at Codeberg: https://status.codeberg.org/
They achieve all of this using 100% open-source infrastructure. If I remember correctly, it's all running on Codeberg-owned hardware as well, not some rented servers.
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They were down for like entire day once because they moved that server to a new location by train. In a backpack.
I am disappointed. A few servers have been moved via train and stayed online. Codeberg should do better.
A company at which I once worked built a functioning server into the frame of a motorcycle. It was after I left, so I'm not sure of the details, including whether it had to be plugged in; but regardless, they called it "the world's fastest server!" and I think that's pretty funny.
Lol, awesome.
Annoyingly I noticed that the status page only shows the past 22 minutes to 1 hour for the primary services. I have no idea why, and there doesn't seem to be a way to look further back. But the badge says 99.45% uptime over the last 14 days, so that's probably right.
Tbf that only shows the past 14 days instead of past 30, but still
To be fair the number of users they serve is probably orders of magnitudes lower.
I’m colorblind, but I’m curious to know what is being represented here.
Server / service downtime. For a well managed company, you would expect these to be almost uniformly green, meaning that all servers are responding correctly almost all of the time. This graph has a lot of yellow and red, indicating severe instability in their services.
Not being able to keep servers running is something that typically happens to smaller companies that grow too fast for them to manage. Established companies are (or, IMO, should be...) expected to have near perfect (>99.99%) uptime, and this is indicative of some expertise loss for the company broadly.
99.99%
TBF, no, established companies tend to have something between 99.9% and 99.99% of uptime. It only increases if the company is explicitly focused on it, at a large cost that usually needs to be paid by some customer.
But Github pretends to be one of those companies that focus on uptime. And it's also less than 99% right now. So yeah, the main point stands.
Yeah that's fair. It's part of the advertising in some sectors, but not all. A lot of the companies I've bought products from tend to advertise their uptime, and that's the type of company I think about when I think about uptime stats. However, a lot of the companies I've sold products to tended to not talk about it, and their uptime was often in the 2 nines to 3 nines, if not a lot worse. Somehow they still managed to keep going lol. Some of them anyway.
Thanks. I was thinking it was something biological, or some sort of light spectrum and was getting confused.
We're watching the old internet fall apart.
We are Flowers for Algernoning our technology.
If I use my phone (not android Auto), I can no longer say, "Navigate to ". It flat out does not work.
Navigate to Local Bakery Xyz.
I'm sorry I can't do that.
(It tries to open the non-existent app for the local bakery).
If I'm in the car that has android auto, it refuses to let me type while in drive (fair enough) and it recognizes the "Navigate to..." Instructions, but if I click on the Maps nav bar for voice and say my destination (it literally says, no text while driving speak your destination)... It tries to open the app.
This shit used to work, it's getting actively dumber.
This morning I got fed up and asked,
"Can I use you to navigate somewhere?"
Sure! Where would you like to go?
"Dutch Bros"
(Opens the Dutch Bros app)
It never occurred to me before now but from here on out, there will probably always be some old part of the internet, crumbling and sparse, moldering and broken, populated by far fewer denizens than it was designed for.
I wonder if that'll just be the ever-fading "old folks" internet.
You mean sourceforge?
Oh sure, there will always be museums and monuments with little slices of the internet that was, but for the most part, the urge to repurpose old resources to new endeavors means that some parts of the internet will always fade away. I don't know if we'll ever start preserving it perfectly but we certainly aren't there yet.
"Lets buy shit, then fire everyone, and balk when it fails"
"Brilliant gambit sir"
https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ offers a slightly more honest version with aggregate numbers
90% uptime is abysmal
Any other company would be asked refunds from most clients
Two 9’s, the pinnacle of reliability.
Five 9s with an 8 in front.
Gitlab is pretty much the same