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A company worth $340bn, ladies and gentlemen (infosec.pub)

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[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like all companies forgot that reliability is a core feature…

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

"Users will completely understand the increased outages if we just eliminate the point-and-click UI that we've spent the last 30+ years getting them used to and instead give them a chat bot that they have to repeatedly type detailed instructions to for marginal results at best."

-- Vibe CEO's Everywhere