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[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have a dead moyorcycle. I want to do this now.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

On behalf of a company that hasn't been my employer for more than half my life, I give you permission.

[–] ZombieChicken@reddthat.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't need permission to do awesome things. All I need is the budget.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

Fair enough. With that I cannot help.