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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's Thursday before a 3 day weekend. This is when they always release news that tanks the stock market. He's going to announce boots on the ground, I guarantee it.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

Im not sure. It just revovered a little bit, and he needs it to stay up.... But we will see.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Oh shit. My days are off because I just got put on third shift lol.

[–] GG@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldn't surprise me if he's that stupid, in all honesty. I just hope the rest of the world doesn't go supporting him in fears of becoming the next target. The guy clearly has a desire to ruin USA. It was American voters who elected him. We should just let them get what they wanted. A stupid asshole ruining his own country. Let it happen and avoid getting involved.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

With rampant voter suppression, musk being involved with voting machines, and the fact that Trump straight up admitted the election was rigged multiple times, I really don't think it was the American voters who elected him.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago

I dont think anything in America is genuine and works for the best of the people.