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[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You misspelled “floating viral incubator”

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's where viruses go to gain experience and level up. It's like that vacuum chamber or whatever in that stupid kids anime. The viruses come out 9000x stronger

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was thinking of DBZ lol