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Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?
I have no idea where to find a better version, but squinted it out:
April: OOH, MY HEAD! WHERE AM I? NOW I REMEMBER, THOSE TURTLES...
Splinter: SOME HOT TEA?
April: WHA? A GIANT RAT???
Splinter: CALM YOURSELF. YOU ARE SAFE!
April: BUT WHO? WHAT?
MICHELANGELO: PIZZA TIME! I'VE GOT SOME PEPPERONI AN' ICE CREAM, JELLY BEAN AN' MUSHROOM, AN' MY FAVORITE, ANCHOVIES AN' PEANUT BUTTER!
April: THIS IS SERIOUSLY GROSSING ME OUT! I START OFF TO DO A STORY ABOUT SOME HIGH TECH ROBBERIES AND I END UP TALKING TO A BUNCH OF TURTLES AND THEIR PET RAT!!! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
Splinter: PERHAPS I CAN BEST EXPLAIN!
The only thing I'm wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?
In the movie, the pizzas were very clearly delivered. Not sure about the comics.
Now I'm wondering how they make money to buy pizzas
hear me out, I think the anchovies and pb one could be edible. Not good, certainly not desirable, but edible.
If you want more pixels, I have the Hungarian version.