Hell yeah.
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Hell yeah.
Is this because the TMNTs liked pizza or, just because?
Yes
Also I love pizza. Also I love the Ninja Turtles. It's like some kind of poetry? I need to check Etsy.
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Cowabunga!
"Guys will see a ninja turtle themed pizza cutter set and say "hell yeah!"."
And I'll add "yeah, no shit"
I would unironically buy and use the sai one. That looks like a fairly functional design.
I'd really need the full set, but I think Donatello's would be revolutionary. Even pressure on both sides. It'd be comfortable and efficient.
I'm not sure I'd feel comfortable using that unless it had a small finger guard added on either side of the blade. Even with the wrapped rope for grip, it'd only take one slip to cut your fingers pretty good.
The Turtles only had three fingers and they managed just fine.
I don't recall Donatello's staff having a spinning blade in the middle of it, though!
(Alternately, maybe they originally had 5 fingers, and after losing two each they collectively decided to remove the pizza cutter blades from their weapons.)
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Yes but it looks like its welded and can't spin so it will be a pain. Only one that looks like it spins easily is the staff.
Seems like the prongs might get in the way, I'd opt for the tanto one but use it point-down I think.
Cowabunga Dude!
For other people dumb and confused like me: they're pizza cutters.
Specifically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed set of pizza cutters, which makes them totally tubular.
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Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
The "staff" one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not...yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still...Hell yeah.
Edit- meant to say "Impractical" but spell check chose "impracticable", and now impractical doesn't even make sense in my head anymore. All i can say is impracticable... Ill never spell impractical right the first time again.
The staff one makes sense to me. When I worked at pizza hut instead of a pizza cutter, we had a big curved knife with a handle that protruded both sides. It was really nice to visually line up a perfectly through-the-center cut. The staff knife on the pic is actually very similar, just with a spinning blade.
Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you're super steady.
Lmao I can see that. Cheesy knuckles all day!
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Now the cartoon theme from the before time is playing in my head.
Hell yeah
Hell no. Useless for real pizza.
Okay, but you're going to feel pretty stupid when you have no way to defend yourself against the Foot Clan.
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He’ll yeah.
Just re-watched '07 turtles movie. It holds up pretty well.
I've still never seen the Michael Bay ones, but the original 90s TMNT is timeless.
The second is … a little jump the shark but tbh the camp of it all still works.
Bebop and Rocksteady forever
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Ew. That's not a sai. (Or katana or bo staff) Donatello would affix a pizza cutter to a six foot pole like a real man. Turtle. Turtleman.
Looks impossible to wash.
I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It's awesome. It's worthless as a pizza cutter but it's still awesome.
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Showed this to my wife and she said He'll Fucking Yeah.
Hell yeah!
not at all I don't get it
Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?
I have no idea where to find a better version, but squinted it out:
April: OOH, MY HEAD! WHERE AM I? NOW I REMEMBER, THOSE TURTLES...
Splinter: SOME HOT TEA?
April: WHA? A GIANT RAT???
Splinter: CALM YOURSELF. YOU ARE SAFE!
April: BUT WHO? WHAT?
MICHELANGELO: PIZZA TIME! I'VE GOT SOME PEPPERONI AN' ICE CREAM, JELLY BEAN AN' MUSHROOM, AN' MY FAVORITE, ANCHOVIES AN' PEANUT BUTTER!
April: THIS IS SERIOUSLY GROSSING ME OUT! I START OFF TO DO A STORY ABOUT SOME HIGH TECH ROBBERIES AND I END UP TALKING TO A BUNCH OF TURTLES AND THEIR PET RAT!!! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
Splinter: PERHAPS I CAN BEST EXPLAIN!
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Ninja turtle set, huh?
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