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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 15 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Zagam@piefed.social 44 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, no. That green fucker never even had a chance to pull his trigger. Han capped him in the coldest of blood then sauntered out with less bothers than Winnie-the-Pooh with a tummy full of hunny.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 15 points 12 hours ago

God forbid a character start out as an asshole so he has room for character growth.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 33 points 15 hours ago

Only Han shot.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

And he was so full of shit when talking about the Kessel run.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Han: "I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs. smug grin"

Luke: "Isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?"

Han: "Shut up, kid."

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

It was so dumb that they tried to justify that comment on the Solo movie.

There was a lot of dumb shit in that Solo movie.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Chewwie never gets tired of hearing about that one.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 21 points 15 hours ago

Han shot ~~first~~.

FTFY