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[โ€“] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 25 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

28 grams in an ounce, ask me how I know...

[โ€“] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Stoner? Or very heavy coke user ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 minutes ago

Former stoner. Multiple times a day every day for years. Never thought I could imagine life without weed, but eventually it turned into a personal little hell that I couldn't escape. I kept smoking even long after I stopped enjoying it, long after I knew I needed to stop, and even long after I wanted to stop.

One day I woke up and decided I didn't need it anymore. It was still challenging to toss my stash and equipment (which I had done dozens of times over the years), but eventually I did and it was the start of a T-break that will never end. I haven't looked back since, and life still isn't perfect now but I'm grateful to be able to approach it with a clear head, and a body which actually listens when I tell it to get up and go do something.

[โ€“] percent 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 minutes ago

Hey I think I know troy. That bastard shorts you every time. His ounces certainly don't weigh 28 grams, you're right about that!