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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting 'three ... two ... one ... zero ... GO!' will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real problem in my opinion is people count too slowly and irregularly for a precise sync up. Better to learn from the world of music and count off

One ee and ah, two ee and ah, three ee and ah GO

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You can count me in like that but I insist a full measure of Mars, Bringer of War.

[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

This is why you have a practice count! "On three, everybody.... one, two, three!"

"Okay, got that? Here we go: one, two... three!"