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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“What will be the official winning numbers, stated as five white-ball numbers in ascending order, followed by the Mega Ball and the Megaplier, for the Mega Millions drawing held on Tuesday, April 21, 2026 at 11:00 p.m. Eastern Time?”

[–] GearAwesome@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You get the answer - the day after, on Wednesday. I don't see any time-guarantee in the statement.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I can ask the longest and most complete question ever posed but if the genie is a trickster it's always going to pan out that way.

[–] CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Monkey's paw: You get the numbers but miraculously 10,000 other people also get the winning numbers.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Ha ha this is really a good one, well done!