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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 84 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

No, it's true. Female astronauts usually float around up there with their twats out; spread wide open to air it out, and nearly every time a male astronaut blasts some rope, it floats straight to it obviously.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago

Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples' faces, getting in their hair, etc.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Well that explains all the masterbation

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 35 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.

(/s)

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 34 points 9 hours ago (4 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I had to look it up. It's still flippin' hilarious but holy moly it's 9 years old!!!!

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago

I am. pregannenant!?

[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 20 points 8 hours ago

How is babby formed?

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Dangerops, prangent sex

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 8 points 9 hours ago

Im out there shootin tardigrades

women floatin gonna get some babies made

that's why I knew this rap was gonna be great

I wacked off in space and now my commanders ...late...

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago

Space invaders: genetic boogaloo