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Fixing her (infosec.pub)

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[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What needs fixing? Why was she caught?

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."

𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣..

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago

Thats a realky good point. I also probably need to be better at violence looking at what the next few years are gonna be. We could teach each other so much.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

From the news article someone linked:

The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.

She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.

Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!