I'm sorry, can somebody explain what's wrong with her that could potentially need to be fixed?
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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The women in the photo is allegedly not "La Muñeca" she is Nayeli Paola Suárez and had no criminal records.
TLDR: There is a chance...
Can I ask her to fix some billionaires tho
But…. I can try…
Old article, but I do wonder, was she paid less than her male hitman contemporaries?
No one escapes the glass ceiling.
They probably need some high paid women as "executives"
But I can die trying.
I mean, can’t we all die trying?
Women in men dominated field 🥰🥰🥰
She could've made a killing as a domme, for sure. With that whole Ringu thing going on? Yup.
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I don't want to fix her, I want her to ruin me.
I was hoping she could fix me.
I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
I don't want to fix her, I want her to make me worse
Whats to fix? Probably got a great cacaine hookup, can win any fights someone picks with me.
Wouldnt be surprised if she fucked like a psycho.
How would you know if you don't try?
They could have tried already and failed.
You can't prove that. There is nobody alive to testify that they "tried and failed"
She was arrested in connection to the murder of her boyfriend, i would say that counts as tried and failed.
He ain't me
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Hitwoman: (shoots dual machine guns out the window)
Me: (Cooking chili) Heh. This is SO us.
I can fix her
Fucking monsters.
I love her just the way she is.
I would wear my Colombian necktie on our first date
Sydney Bristow lives rent-free in my head. We both use the same bank branch, the same grocery store lane, visit the same yogurt hut, enjoy ube ice-cream straight outta the carton. And discover we have the same hobby of expensive tactical flashlights.
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That news is from December 2024. So why are you posting this in April 2026?
Maybe because it's not /breakingnews?
This is becoming a problem online in general. Just yesterday there was an article from Android Central making the rounds on the front page of Lemmy about iFixit and Kobo entering into a partnership. Except that partnership was entered into 2 1/2 years ago.
That was recently relevant in the wake of Amazon bricking older Kindles, I think.
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It's a known method of those repost-karma-farming bots on reddit to simply repost older content. We might run into the same issues here on Lemmy.
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Skill issue?
What needs fixing? Why was she caught?
She needs to work on her not-being-caught skills, that needs fixing.
"Yes, officer. I am her lawyer. I need to give her these papers and this hand-drawn map describing her legal exit strategy."
𝕒 𝕗𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣..
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From the news article someone linked:
The woman was allegedly second-in-command in the Los de la M gang, where she was supposedly known for her precise aim and skill with firearms. She gained a reputation due to multiple incidents across Colombia, according to local newspaper Diario del Norte.
She was arrested alongside alleged accomplices "Gorda Sicaria" or "Fat Hitwoman" and a man called "Leopoldo" on Dec. 1 in connection to the murder of her ex-boyfriend Deyvy Jesús García Palomino on July 23. Police said Rodriguez allegedly told Deyvy to meet her to settle a money issue, but once he arrived two men drove by on a motorcycle and shot him.
Details unclear but seems like stereotypical gangster stuff
So she needs help with creativityand not getting caught. I can fix her!
Don't worry, i'm a mechanic.
i would make her worse
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