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I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!
On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.
https://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2020/03/the-teenage-girls-who-seduced-and-killed-nazis/
Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.
That's a plot point in The Sting
And Killing Eve