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Always make sure the sqwimble is set properly. (infosec.pub)
submitted 3 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] artifex@piefed.social 93 points 3 days ago (4 children)

A word of warning: I didn't set the sqwimble right one time -- ONE TIME -- and now I'm stuck in this stupid timeline.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)

They really should put the sqwimble slider behind an "advanced settings" button or menu or something

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Considering there is no default sqwimble rating that works for everyone I highly disagree. Obviously you should read sqwimble theory and understand the related qrunkly equations before you continue here.

[–] tychosmoose@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

darktable developer?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I really miss the "I'm feeling lucky" checkbox that they used to have under the sqwimble setting.

[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, though im very happy they removed it from location

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Detroit. Every fucking time. There's nothing random about suddenly finding yourself in downtown Detroit in any timeline. I was never feeling the kind of lucky that you needed if you were going to be in Detroit.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I use the TimeWanderer GUI frontend which is much better IMO. It's still in alpha, so use it at your own risk

[–] Erusset@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

I use timeloop btw

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That setting really made me think of the time machine in this:

Blackadder Back & Forth (1999) full

For those who don't wish to enjoy the comic antics of Sir Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder and wish to just see what I'm on about, here's a link with a timestamp to when the show the interface of the machine https://youtu.be/rzHn2H2V8N4?t=390 but it'll sort of "spoil" the "movie" a bit if you watch more than 20s, it's just 33min total

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

You don't fuck around with sqwimble settings. That's some legacy code.

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I'm still swim tumbling