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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Generate a hot, AI, blonde, white, large breasted woman

Make social media accounts and generate a bunch more pics, preferably of her wearing bikinis or other revealing clothing

Make posts pretending to be this AI girl. Make them controversial. Enough to outrage people, but not so much people can tell its a grift. This is the real secret imo

Farm engagement from outraged people commenting so it rises in the algorithm and gets shown to right wingers. Who will see the negative comments and instinctively comment defending your views. Boosting engagement even more.

Next make up some story about needing money for medical bills or becoming a hot lady doctor or something like that and set up a gofundme.

Wait for braindead conservatives to throw their money at you

If you want something a bit more tricky but longer term, set up an OnlyFans too. Otherwise I think that's all the steps.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 3 points 8 hours ago

Key is to create a TruthSocial account, it seems

[–] purrtastic@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not Onlyfans. They’re more likely to ban AI generated content. There are plenty of others though that don’t.