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borrow checker? (infosec.pub)

submitted 2 months ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 173 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

the language restriction of rust

Rust has no restriction. The restriction is in his brain high on AI.

make sure to star the github repo so that I can create more projects like these.

That's not how any of this works, he's crazy.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 151 points 2 months ago

The language restriction of not knowing the language.

[–] mabeledo@lemmy.world 96 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's not how any of this works, he's crazy.

MF thinks GitHub has “like and subscribe”.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fork me on GitHub!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sorry, called finger instead.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

don't you guys pay your rent and buy food with github stars?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

As someone who does a lot of freelance and occasionally gets “do it for the exposure” types of gig offers, my go-to response is usually “people die from exposure when they can’t pay their rent.”

Also, you came to me to offer me the gig. I didn’t do any extra work to get you in my inbox. You found my contact info and reached out to me, so I clearly don’t need more exposure.

[–] eah@programming.dev 49 points 2 months ago

All this LLM shit just gave crackpots a new tool to annoy the hell out of the rest of us.

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 16 points 2 months ago

I hadn't noticed, I laughed out loud so long, thank you

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 months ago

The language restriction is memory safety by default 🙄