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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Pro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 41 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Honestly no one cares. Do your thing.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If only anxiety listened to reason

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Agreed.

However, you can't spend your whole life listening to anxiety - that road leads to madness!

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I still think full disclosure is the best policy, keeps everything above board.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 month ago

Nope just give the ol': "welp!" And stride on over.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

Like other people give a piss.

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't work for me, must be different room.
In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I had a buddy who got a Doctor's note that let him pee and poop in the nurse's office.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, that sucks. You ever pee outdoors? Is that better

[–] hirihit640@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Old guy from the comic presses his ear to the door "Hey! I don't hear shittin! This guys just pissin in there!"

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Now I need an extra panel with him sliding under the stall like a mechanic under a car.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That guy is way too interested in other people's evacuations.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Women/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ever travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man in the 70s and 80s, especially at things like concerts and sporting events, they would just give men a long trough that continuously sprayed a little water. You could walk all the way around it and pee from any direction. Even as a kid I thought that was an uncomfortable number of dicks all pointed at the same thing.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Gallons of piss flow through the stadium

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

About 50/50 in the EU I guess, no walls between urinals are fairly normal, is it that uncommon in the US?

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's nearly unheard of, with the exception of the trough urinals at large sporting events.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That might be a more regional thing. I rarely see dividers between urinals.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buc-ee's has entered the chat.

[–] ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

T-t-t-totally dude!

[–] Logarrhythmia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I already do that. Urinals don’t have tp for pp.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You mean you don't vigorously shake piss droplets all over the place?