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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just had the exact opposite problem. Ordered 2, 5lb bags of potatoes. They tried to give me 2 individual ones.

[–] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As long as both potatoes are 5lbs, I don't see the problem!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Those would be some bigass potatoes.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Idaho is path to abilities some would consider... Unnatural.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those would be some big ass-potatoes

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Whelp.... There goes my comment

[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My gf ordered a bunch of bananas... They gave her 1 banana... I then tried to do a Gwen Stefanie impression singing "this shit is bananas" I was told that was I was being immature though

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You should have apologized and started singing “This shit is banana.”

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

B A N A N A ...

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

I would fucking raise hell, like GIVE ME THE POTATOES I FUCKING PAID FOR OR I WILL MAKE YOU PAY DEARLY FOR YOUR MISTAKE.