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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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Don't even get me started on how coddled the modern anus is. (infosec.pub)
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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (2 children)

"These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!"

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A luxury! We had to make do with broken glass and vinegar.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

Mother fucker, is the bidet a joke to you?!