this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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"These Gen Z kids and their toilet paper! We wiped with leaves and birch bark, and we were thankful!"
Dang, you must have been rich, all we had were pinecones and sand.
A luxury! We had to make do with broken glass and vinegar.
Oh we used to dream of having broken glass and vinegar. Would’ve been downright pleasant. All we had were three seashells.
Mother fucker, is the bidet a joke to you?!
As it should be. We didn't go through all this evolution and technological development to not baby our backsides.
You can buy an effective Bidet for $30, and install it in 15 minutes. Why wouldn't you?
because im scared the water jet will enter my ass and come out my mouth
My cheap toilet paper's attempt on my life has left my anus scarred and deformed.
Sorry
It's all good. I won't feel bad for not remembering a reference from a show that came out two decades ago.
Me neither, fellow kid
Definitely not a brand new sentence though. Dwight says that.
Kids these days with their splinter-free toilet paper
A screenshot of a tiny portion of a Lemmy thread
Funny thing is, I know exactly which post it is about, and I too have started closing the lid, otherwise I feel uncomfortable when forgetting it.
Neat, my "farticles" is really starting to catch on