this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

As it should be. We didn't go through all this evolution and technological development to not baby our backsides.

You can buy an effective Bidet for $30, and install it in 15 minutes. Why wouldn't you?

[โ€“] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

because im scared the water jet will enter my ass and come out my mouth