this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Velma will post “Nobody cares what makes your dick hard.” and “I’m lying in bed thinking about women” in the same thread. You’re not the problem right now.

Edit: Sorry, it was “Can confirm, I am also thinking about the waitress with big tits while laying in bed.”

https://lemmy.world/post/50398336/25177012

https://lemmy.world/post/50398336/25171603