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GWAR Accused of Using AI Cum in New Video (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] nocturne@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"