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[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've made it 9 months since I quit.

Lotta chicken and rice but I thought I'd take my retirement before I die in the food wars

[–] ogeist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Bruh, I aim to the water wars. That's starting next year, I believe.

Are you my roomate?