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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If that doesn't work there's always plan b: drinking yourself to death

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Following in smashmouth guy's footsteps, brave

[–] derpo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] derpo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Get your game on