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FUNEMPLOYMENT STARTS NOW (hexbear.net)
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NOT A DRILL I JUST GOT SHITCANNED

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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Remember to process your new American unemployment period by going through all the stages:

  1. Denial (Fuck them! I'm better off.)
  2. Terror (WTF AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?)
  3. Procrastination (I might as well take a week for myself I never get a vacation anyways)
  4. Diligence (Okay, let's apply for jobs. I got bills to pay.)
  5. Panic (FUCK! Nobody is responding to my applications! My bills are DUE!)
  6. Desperation (Accept the first job offer you get.)
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I jumped right to step 4

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Well, good news: Steps 1-4 are in no particular order and can be experienced multiple times!