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[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The engineer: they're standing on a boat?

I cast web on the boat surface, then get the sorcerer to fireball the web, then have the wizard shatter the boat from under them.

Alt: being chased by pirates: distant metamagic a grease spell on their main sail, then quicken spell and distant spell a firebolt. No more main sail on pirate ship. DM was both impressed and sad his pirate fight fizzled.