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[–] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, it’s Alabama. You cant expect someone to actually read the title and plot of a book if the author is so “Gay” when there’s so much sister fucking to do!

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it’s Alabama. You cant expect someone to actually read

You're welcome

[–] jimbolauski@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The irony of getting your jimmies rustled because you didn't read the article while claiming others can't read.

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

No rustled jimmies here, I just have always held a strong dislike of the South.