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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

And here I thought it was pretty clear that the basis for his authority is the constitution, not in scripture.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the country where kids have to pledge allegiance to "one Nation under God" in school?

[–] macrocephalic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When a conservative talks about God, just remember that money is his god.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

God is just a picture of that same conservative, with a beard and sitting in a cloud.

[–] bemenaker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Do any schools still do that? I guess maybe in the south. Ohio stopped doing it a long time ago.