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[–] lexiw@lemmy.world 70 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Almond, cashew, oat, soy...

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those plants didn't consent, so...

[–] Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Euphemistic milks?

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Man, Hitchhiker's Guide really was ahead of its time.

[–] BachenBenno@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can't really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it's vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it's about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

[–] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which would mean there's the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.