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Morning story time (alien.top)

submitted 2 years ago by renegade-811@alien.top to c/bears@nfl.community

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Gather round kids.....

Tonight marks the 12th all time meeting between the Bears and Panthers. The Bears lead the series 7-4. The previous meeting ended in a Bears victory 23-16. The Bears last home victory over the Panthers came in 2017. The Bears have won 4 out of the last 5 matchups against the Panthers.

On a lighter note, no matter the outcome, our draft pick improves.

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[–] Twittenhouse@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Here's a story:

Matt Eberflus and Get Cutesy are stranded on a boat off the coast of North Carolina.

They are running out of food, there's only ocean water, for some reason they have been able to keep four packs of cigarettes dry but they are running out of them too.

They wake up Thursday morning and Eberflus wants a smoke but he can't find any matches. He turns to Getsey to ask if he has seen any.

Getsey takes the cigarette from Eberflus and throws it overboard.

Even Matt thought that was a bad play call and asked him about it.

Luke said "I made the whole boat one cigarette lighter."