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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 101 points 2 years ago (5 children)

So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

How could anyone know this?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Damn that sounds terrible

[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Women want to puke when on their period?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Best way I've been able to explain it. To both genders.

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.