So everyone was originally female. That's a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It's where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn't really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I'm a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 27 points 2 years ago (6 children)

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

How could anyone know this?

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago

Damn that sounds terrible

[–] clemdemort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Women want to puke when on their period?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Best way I've been able to explain it. To both genders.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? \

[–] WadeTheWizard@kbin.social 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

This is why I always run with an erection.

[–] Coach@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Can you milk me, Focker?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit's great

[–] letsgocrazy@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah, this is common belief but it's not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I'll accept it.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 60 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'd like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I can't tell you how often this ends old people's lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.

This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dogs don't have this issue. I don't think pneumonia is a serious problem.

[–] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, so it's yet another one of those problems caused by that whole "let's take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright" thing. Thanks, evolution!

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What's up with that one, God?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hmmmmmm, that's a question for someone religious

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Or the god the OP has a question for. But they stay oddly silent on the matter.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Evolution do be weird sometimes.

[–] UsernameHere@lemmings.world 24 points 2 years ago

The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"I thought it would be funny."

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

That's what Robin Williams said was the reason for the platypus.

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls

[–] AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!

[–] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

That's a weird sign. If it's made by a church or other religous group, you'd think they wouldn't phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn't exist, but of course an atheist wouldn't be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this "Business Alpha Nottingham" some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn't work fyi.

[–] Officer_Pickles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx

"One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle."

Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?

[–] 1847953620@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah. Wonder if it was fresh or not, though.

[–] asg101@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Why does god hate amputees?