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10am is not early, neckbeards.
Grass cutting and leaf blowing starts here at like 5:45am half the year, it sucks.
Heck, where's this? Is that not against some sound pollution laws where you're from? It would be here (Vic, Australia)
Land of the free to mow your lawn at 5am
Anything before 12 is early
This dude woke up and chose violence lol
I feel personally attacked by this comment.
We're all riled up after that other post between morning and night people aren't we haha
I feel you, where is the line between respecting people's chronotypes and people actively choosing to go to bed stupidly late and then expected everyone else to tiptoe around their own choices?
The real solution here though is: fuck lawns.
Yeah cause fuck second and third shift people amiright?
You gotta do it sometime and following the most common day schedule seems like a sensible choice here
I'm really only arguing because he called them neckbeards as if anyone who's asleep at that time is a basement dwelling incel.
Depends. Weekday no, weekend yes.
Alternatively, people could just get an electric mower and mow whenever they'd like lmao
10am is definitely not early enough to bitch about somebody mowing the lawn no matter the day of the week.
I say this as someone who's on a 4am-noon sleeping schedule.