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[–] waz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I live next to a landscaping company. Fortunately they don't actually have any grass to mow. Unfortunately they have found so many uses for their leaf blowers I find it almost impressive.

Sweep the garage? No, use a blower. Wash the trucks...leaf blow them dry. Light snow? Skip the shovel, use a leaf blower. Clean the gutters...

It's never just one either. It's always a trio or a quartet of unmuffled small engines.

He seems like a nice guy, but damn can he make a shit ton of noise.

[–] Schart@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

The amount of noise pollution from leaf blowers is crazy

[–] DagonPie@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Quartet of unmuffled small engines is a beautiful sentence and I salute you for it.