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[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unless you're German. Then there is a 50% chance of going into every little handshake, OR you skip over it entirely to teach more about WW2

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"So we are a nation with history, but let's get to WW2 right now"

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I learned in my entire school life NOTHING of history besides about Nazis

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I wish the AfD voters would have paid attention during their school life.