Where's the chud conspiracy theories about AnTifer rounding up caroling christians. Or screeds about sicko check out line clerks wishing patriots "happy holidays"? Or my favorite, your no good nephew who ruins the holidays by coming out as bi?

My god it's like the right isn't even trying...surely the left won the battle with Biden's election but the war can't be over?!

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[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

after the failed offensive of 2020 and the reduction of covid corps groups into guerilla elements, we've been on the back foot defending strongpoints like Halloween from Christmas encroachment. their forces are suffering mightily from viral comrades' partisan efforts, but their command strategy of "pretend it isn't happening" has held surprising purchase. we remain confident that Christmas's current momentum will stall soon, and offensive operations can resume. preliminary talks with Thanksgiving have had some positive developments and a united front against Christmas could be the tipping point. Do not lose hope comrades! how-compelling

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

I will keep the flame alive. May the war on Christmas never end.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Hopefully Thanksgiving will fall to a skeletarian revolution and shed it's colonizer legacy, it's vast food reserves now fully devoted to the cause of spreading fright and pranks to New Years and beyond. However, I fear that the Noel Endowment for Demochristmas may be active there and positioned to co-opt any uprisings