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[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 129 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You don't, you just release it as is and call it Early Access

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

"Quadriple A game right here bois 12/10"

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don’t forget to shut down your studio days later!

[–] magic_lobster_party@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Due the global economic circumstances, we were forced to make the incredibly tough decision to say good bye to one of our staff members, cutting down the work force by 100%”

[–] alexdeathway@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Any resigning version of this?

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Just make sure the ingame store is functional so you can sell more add-ons to your vaporware - star citizen is the most profitable video game to ever not be released.