Abrahamic Deus: homophobic, warlike, misogynist, racist, nationalist, child-killer, can't even save you from curable disease, will torture His own most loyal subjects out of paranoid jealousy ('testing their faith'), either intentionally created Satan to plague mortals or allowed him to come into existence through lack of oversight

The Sun: life-sustaining, allows for vision, created all or most heavy elements in the solar system, sustains planetary gravity and solar system structure, will never call you slurs or ask you to sacrifice your child

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you forgot to mention ... weak against Iron.

[–] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

yes, guy can't even handle a few canannites with chariots, even taken less literally the dude is weak to bronze age military might