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Perfect 4.0 Student Rejected From University Just For Being White Rapist (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] ech@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just need to express how perfect that title is. The way it changes meaning with almost every additional word is really impressive.

[โ€“] Drusas@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

The Onion has been doing perfect titles for decades. It's become harder for them in recent years, with reality coming to meet The Onion.