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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well my friend if one person stinks, it’s because they stepped dog poop probably. But if everyone you meet stink you probably wanna check your shoes

Idk what philosoher said that probably like Danny Devito he’s smart and stuff

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not both? welcome to the shitty shoe town 🤠

[–] 0nXYZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t be a root’n when these boots are a toot’n!

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