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[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well my friend if one person stinks, it’s because they stepped dog poop probably. But if everyone you meet stink you probably wanna check your shoes

Idk what philosoher said that probably like Danny Devito he’s smart and stuff

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not both? welcome to the shitty shoe town 🤠

[–] 0nXYZ@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t be a root’n when these boots are a toot’n!

[–] sharkwellington@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I personally love this phrase and share it whenever I can. Lots of people need to start checking their shoes.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

See I only have one problem with these kinds of philosophies.

It's not me and I've proven it over and over again. The people I'm forced to deal with everyday are complete idiots and everyday they find new ways to prove to me they shouldn't have survived past kindergarten.

[–] Bondrewd@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does it ever go away? I started getting it around 37 years ago, after I turned 3yo

[–] Bondrewd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well, to be honest, I was an extremely angry kid, to the extent of destroying my desk over time while playing an FPS.

But I think sleep is atleast 60% of it. Im starting to notice that there is an amount of sleep where you feel like you slept well, but you still get to fuck your brain up over annoyances and even casual chit chat.

If it is as small as 7:30 instead of 8 hours you might be angry and unmotivated instead of kind of calm and reasonably ready to do shit. If you dont have uninterrupted sleep as long as that, good chances that it might be causing you be on the edge.

Stress comes in in this case because the latter section of sleep is more related to emotional regulation. I can get really worked up while a week progresses where I sleep worse.

My meme answer got a valid response. Thank you.

I love the people on lemmy.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Both probably. I'm also too cynical and I wish I wasn't.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Your brain is developing