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[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP stands for original poster, pressing is an act of VIOLENCE, but also something that’s done to grapes. Grapes are VIOLET coloured, this means that the OP is trying to turn us into soylent GREEN. I am a natural born fruitcase, not a product to be sold by the STATE.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago
[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Okay this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh oh I know how they answer this one!

Make me, motherfucker

Am I doing it right? Can I buy my sovcit card now?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, for only USD$59.95 plus shipping.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHAT just take it out of my secret government bank account

and stop oppressing me 🐍

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just send a coupon to their CFO. Since they have no treaties with you, and you are not aware of their intentions, they HAVE to accept.

Simple, when you think about it

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're using some awful big words there friend... You wouldn't be trying to oppress me with all your fancy college-talking now, wouldja? 🐍

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

i'm gonna be oppressing your nose right into a book if you don't start studying, young King