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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Railing against corporations is cool. Not understanding the difference between a right and a licensed privilege is not.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

OP stands for original poster, pressing is an act of VIOLENCE, but also something that’s done to grapes. Grapes are VIOLET coloured, this means that the OP is trying to turn us into soylent GREEN. I am a natural born fruitcase, not a product to be sold by the STATE.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 7 points 1 year ago

Fruitcake *

[–] HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Okay this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen you post.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh oh I know how they answer this one!

Make me, motherfucker

Am I doing it right? Can I buy my sovcit card now?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, for only USD$59.95 plus shipping.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

WHAT just take it out of my secret government bank account

and stop oppressing me 🐍

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just send a coupon to their CFO. Since they have no treaties with you, and you are not aware of their intentions, they HAVE to accept.

Simple, when you think about it

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're using some awful big words there friend... You wouldn't be trying to oppress me with all your fancy college-talking now, wouldja? 🐍

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[–] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn’t it funny how anti-corporate they are while actively posting on a corporate owned website?

[–] Magrath@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If nobody knows their a sovereign citizen are they really a sovereign citizen?

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[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

SovCits are bonkers, but don't be that guy.

[–] CodeName 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Uh, what exactly is the purpose of the leet-speak letter/number substitutions? Is it to blend in with the other license plates so the cops won't notice? Is there some wacky sov-cit "logic" going on here? Does it just look cool?

Also: "2nd Edition" gave me a hearty chuckle.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

I think it's the first and third one

[–] mmazikinn@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

sovereign citizens and logic very rarely come hand in hand

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Probably because "Private" was already taken, but that's assuming that all of these "license plates" are stored in some central database, which I doubt is the case.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bonus traffic stop script included

Oh please tell me there's a link to that text!?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

There’s either a lot more users than we thought on lemmy, or their site is really bad.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit it opened for me, sorry.

[–] Hestia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The site operator probably got the old hug of death from increased interest.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely the Hug of Death. It's still down.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty impressed little Lemmy could hug a site to death.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Same. Par for the course for reddit but I was definitely confused. Anyway it's back up and hooooly shit. Tried to upload an image but lem said no, but there's an article on how to beat cps so you don't get your "biological property" taken.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They all call their kids their biological property. And they also don't educate them but claim to homeschool. Sovcit lifestyle is very bad for kids.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Obviously the Deep State oppressing them.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If I were a less ethical person I could apparently make a good bit of money off these people. Its amazing.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But then you’d have to deal with them. How much is your sanity worth

[–] DoomBot5@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A good email filter and low expectations of customer support make it easy. They're also idiots when it comes to the law, so a cheap lawyer can take care of that part.

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You don't have to, though. Just have all support emails go to the trash.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah that won't attract attention at ALL.

Once again, some dumbass gonna get shot doing this shit.

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The secret message is revealed!!!

1 4 3 = I Love You.

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Drink more Ovaltine.

[–] NOPper@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just my daily affirmation like Mr. Rogers taught me before I evade my taxes!

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it legal to sell these kind of things?

I’m fed up with these people and could use the extra money.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sure, it’s legal to sell them. For all the seller knows you’re just hanging them on the wall of your man cave or using them for target practice. The seller could even cover his ass with a disclaimer not to put them in a car.

It’s the moron that actually uses them on a car that’s violating the law.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Disclaimer: this product is not recognized by any authority of the US/Canadian government"

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[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just like selling bongs "for tobacco use only" 😂

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[–] moitoi@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

No more corporate rule for me and mine!!!

With buying the plates...

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I bet they sell multiples of that ‘number’ which adds more charges

[–] overzeetop@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Maybe, but PR2V8T6 is harder to say. I wouldn’t buy it. 😉

[–] gennygameshark@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I can't wait to see this dingbat on bodycam... 😁

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

this is not a "car" as you call it, this is my "PRIVATE mode of CONVEYANCE"

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't drive it, I travel in it.

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[–] IMongoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They literally call it an "automatic covered wagon"

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