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I already took away the fortnite but he said that game sucks and is for zoomers. My son is 11.
Torture him by making him watch shows/movies with nudity on screen, while being in the same room.
If this is the route you want to take, go with 40 yr old virgin. Otherwise pick another movie that'll give him 2nd hand embarrassment like Beverly Hills Ninja. Or, if he starts smoking weed, show him the good stuff and make him hit a fat ass dab (please use proper judgement, that shit can hurt and it feels like you can't breathe if you fuck up)
There is no hell quite like seeing nudity or sex with your parents in the peripheral vision.
There really isn't, it's the worst(the best being the parent I suppose, probably unnerving if your child is oedipal to some degree, unless you're from the South or royalty I suppose, careful lol)
Is your child watching you bend over? Stealing your underwear? Reading about the Hapsburgs? Know the warning signs.
Fr fr lmao