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Malfunctioning embryo freezer charged with mass murder (www.thebeaverton.com)

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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

I love the Beave